Illinois
Kirkland: law forbids bees to fly over the village or through any of its streets.
Urbana: It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits.
Cicero: prohibits humming on public streets on Sundays.
Zion: it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.
Chicago: people who are diseased, maimed, mutilated, or deformed to the point of being "an unsightly or disgusting object" are banned from going out in public.
Chicago: it is illegal to fish in one's pajamas.
Chicago: it is illegal to take a French Poodle to the opera.
State Law: it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American."
Guernee: it is illegal for women weighing more than 200 lbs. to ride horses in shorts.
Joliet: it is illegal to mispronounce the name Joliet.
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