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Actual radio transcript released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
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Station #1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to
avoid a collision.
Station #2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South
to avoid a collision.
Station #1: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,
divert YOUR course.
Station #2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Station #1. THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A
LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
Station #2. This is the Puget Sound lighthouse. It's your call.
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